Anoying people in my vicinity.

Transcript from lecture notes.

Big-fat-girl wearing a black t-shirt, red and yellow scarf (worn over the shoulder, rather than around the neck, sort of like a shawl), and a long white skirt. Is she trying to disguise her uglyness by dressing like a (red and yellow) cloaked killer whale?

Hip-hop man with a cap. I hate caps and hip-hop men.

Big nosed guy who writes on his macbook Air with his right middle-finger and left index finger. Writing like that is not allowed unless you are crippled, or have got something sticky on your fingers you don't want to get on your keyboard (like semen).

The most anoying person in my vicinity is however the 'average' girl sitting one row down and a few seats to the right of me. She seems the typical girl who sees conformity as the road to attractiveness; and the road to conformity through the tanning bed and over a barbed wire fence to put the finninshing holes in her pants. The crust of makeup cracks open when she smiles, like a piece of dry barren earth in an earthquake, strangling whatever remains of healthy, natural skin.
Pearl earrings! By a random diety! How I despise pearl earrings! Why do young women insist on wearing old lady jewlery?

Beside her lies her backpack. It is black with the word 'MOT' written in red letters on it. 'MOT' (meaning 'courage', and also 'against', in Norwegian) is an organization aiming to spread information and prevent moccery, violence and drugabuse which I believe mainly targets thirteen / fourteen year-olds. Important statement you are sporting there girl! I seem to respect you much more now!

*barf*

Most of the people in this auditorium have old, worn down waterbottles, filled with tapwater. 'Statement girl', however, has two bottles of UNICEF water. Now this is something I have come to hate. You buy some water and UNICEF gets some money. But, if you had brought water from home and given the money you would have spent on water to UNICEF they would have gotten more. The tapwater here in Norway is just as good as the bottled water anyway. As such, the UNICEF water becomes nothing more than a tool for self obsessed cunt-heads to show off how politically correct and generous they are.

It's a smart move from UNICEF to recognize the potential market in theese people though. It's not as if she would have donated anything otherwise. Slap a keffiyeh on her and she's readdy to go!


(I must have been thoroughly annoyed that day).